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/braindeath.

I have no idea. I had it until I reached 100% link by face to face please.

I think he just made a pass at you.

That's not lingo. That's bad spelling. And horrible typos.

Is that Engrish?

It's either a message from your penis or somebody that want's to be a 9r member.

Edit: or both.

Scrivs I think somebody's got a crush on you man.

@Oli: *LOL*

Why has nobody guessed spam yet? Sure, PM but you know...the spam dudes are getting more and more sophisticated, right? :)

Because spam is the easy answer. Here at the Friday Afternoon 9rules Theory Collective (tm) we prefer far more fun answers.

Like perhaps it is Scrivs. From the future. Trying to send himself a message. Warning about a dark time.

That could have been my any one of my sister's friends. Other than that, I can't read it, or translate it, other than the fact that he wants to hook up with Scrivs.

I think he just made a pass at you.

I agree

And I think he wants you to friend him on facebook too

Because spam is the easy answer. Here at the Friday Afternoon 9rules Theory Collective (tm) we prefer far more fun answers.

Like perhaps it is Scrivs. From the future. Trying to send himself a message. Warning about a dark time.

Damn!! I'm so uncreative.

So did you send your picture?

Man than spammer must really like you Scrivs.

hi nine members? Iam your member josue .
Iam very happy to makenotes at thise time b/cI love your card,face to face and every thing... I am BoyzMan
SEEYOU BY

He likes you but her prefers girls and he is going to be hanging around here for some time to come. He definitely wants you to keep in touch. ;)

Hard to say. His use of punctuation is ambiguous. Pretty sure it's an ancient form of LOLcat-ese. Should get the adivos from an expert, though.

I'm going to try my hand at translating this. *my stomach hurts from all that laughing ... JOSUE!! Stop that!*

hi nine member?

It's actually 9ruler, but ... hey, we can all try new terms.

Iam your member XXXXXX .

His name. No duh.

at thise time am very happy b/c I am your member on the future Iam 100% link by face to face please as much as possible send to me adivos ,new message,givet card,your photo bt my e-mail ,any and every thing.

At this time i am very happy because I am your member. (0.o!!) In the future I am 100% linked to you face to face, so please, as much as possible, send me advice, messages, give me cards, your photo to my email, any and everything.

I AM MORE APPERITIOTED girls b/c I am singl boy(!!!!)...

Girls dig me because I can sing.

I AM YOUR...?

One and only. Insert relationship status you are comfortable with, Scrivs.

THANK YOU TO...SEEYOU BY

Date me. ASAP.

On a more serious note, he either uses Babelfish, or think 9rules is this really tricked out singles site. How did that ever happen?

Shoot, Scrivs that was intended for Mike could you forward it over to him thanks.

It's from a 10 year old boy. He likes insects, hot car magazines, the girl who sits in front of him in class and is saving his allowance for new duds to wear to a school sponsored dance if his mother doesn't offer to chaperon it.

On a more serious note, he either uses Babelfish, or think 9rules is this really tricked out singles site. How did that ever happen?

Wait, you mean its not?
Well shit...

hi nine member? Iam your member XXXXXX .
at thise time am very happy b/c I am your member on the future Iam 100% link by face to face please as much as possible send to me adivos ,new message,givet card,your photo bt my e-mail ,any and every thing.
I AM MORE APPERITIOTED girls b/c I am singl boy(!!!!)...
I AM YOUR...?
THANK YOU TO...SEEYOU BY

Translation

Hello Scrivs, I am one of your minions

I am very happy to be part of this community, when are you going to approve my Livejournal blog?

100% APR on facials.. we also sell gift cards with your photo on it

I AM MORE APPERITIOTED girls because I am singing boy

I AM YOUR Curiousity

THANK YOU TO SEE YOU

Alternate translation:

"I am your member"
This is your penis speaking...

So if he is making a pass at me how should I respond?

A/S/L?

Well, you already know the answer to "S" so maybe A/L?
Also send him the most flattering picture of yourself, airbrushed to the max, taken inside a wind tunnel. Be sure to inquire about his vitals, too.

work those angles man

So if he is making a pass at me how should I respond?

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

LoL. I have to agree with esterla.

show him the most gorgeous pic of yourself!!! and, as esterla said, airbrush/photoshop it!! Cause he might just blowup the pic x10 and hang it in his room..

... that last part sounds really weird. and stalk-ish. *shudders*

I AM MORE APPERITIOTED girls b/c I am singl boy(!!!!)...

after reading through it again (while keeping a very open mind), i realise the first thought that ran through my head when i see that was : omg, he's hitting on u!!

because it looked like : i am more apropriate then girls because i am single boy. (though if u put the [,] sign after the single, it would seem that he is calling u boy.) and plus the (!!!!). i think we can safely conclude that yep, he is interested in you. or something like that.

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

OMG! ROFL! You're my BFFL now!