"Did your parents ever tell you anything along the lines of 'Do Not Run With Scissors'?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Hi, I'm Not-Run-With Scissors."

After a look that says WTF?, "Uhm... wow. That's really... really bad."

"Yeah, I know. But my parents were hippies."

Alright, so now it's your turn. Come up with a pickup line so bad it might actually cause her (or him) to laugh, either at you or with you.

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