WingColors

"Forget the stereotypes... mine is really only THIS big."

or

"You got any Purell... I think I touched Romney."

Is this about right for Bill?

Missed it by that much.

Obama: I'm going to keep about thiiis many of my promises to the people.

Clinton: Why do you plan to work that hard?

Obama: "aaaah man I want to just SQUEEEEEEEEEZE your nipples"

Obama: "aaaah man I want to just SQUEEEEEEEEEZE your nipples"

Wow. I think you're the first male I've seen who's even entertained the thought that that woman has nipples, much less that a man would want to squeeze them.

I am shocked and awed.

Seriously liliathomas? We love a good pair of nips here in England =)

But Steve, his hands would have to be a lot lower for Hillary's D:

I was this close to getting Lewinsky first.

Obama: Hill, you just don't know girl...I am THIS close to breakin' my foot off in your back end.

Hillary: Hmph.

Seriously liliathomas? We love a good pair of nips here in England =)

A good pair isn't bad, but I don't know that you could associate Clinton's with the word good. Same thing for her policies, oddly enough...

Zip It!

Obama: When you guys are at the polls, this is exactly what you do to vote for me.

Senator, I serve black people, I know black people, blacks are friends of mine. Trust me Senator, your husband was no black president.

And this here is an actual representation of how much experience I have.

Karsh wins.

I haven't been able to stop laughing since I read his response last night.

Congrats, Karsh!

Yay! Thanks Gnorb! :D

I will crush you in between my fingers.

Or

These are your voters.

I agree Gnorb... that was awesome Karsh.