Chawlk

1. Drawar
2. Fenxy
3. Decaflon
4. Two Credits
5. Wriging
6. Loose Suits
7. Chixe
8. Dud3s
9. Wing Colors

 

Thanks fray, I said it a few times yesterday, but nobody caught on.

Sometime I dream.

I think it all breaks down to programing. People expect to hear something and cue up a response to go with it.

Even as I was writing this someone came in and I asked how I could help them. They then asked me how I was doing. It just makes no sense and I'm tempted to take it one step further.

Next time someone comes in I'll smile and say "Subliminal Message." with a nod and a smile.

Anyone bet they'll ask me how I'm doing?

Get my comic off the ground and be a better person.

Also get in a relationship.

nice

I'm Random and my name's Kay.

Learn to drive,
Get a six pack,
Get back into shooting,
Get a pet,
Decorate my bedroom,
Get my webcomic launched,
Be a better person,
Start dating again.

Last time that happened I built a ratapult. It's a trap that doesn't kill them, it just lofts them into the neighbor's yard.

I was thinking about relocating to the moon, but I had an image of mars in my head.

What?

I don't mind if people are a little late, I just hate it when they are really late and don't call.

Let me think about it.

Oh, and I so would tell those creepy door to door people to come back in a week.

Well I would definitely want to know when I was going to die so that I could take care of some things that need to be dealt with like telling some people that I love them or taking one last ride down the coast with the wind in my hair. But I wouldn't let it bother me, when it's your time it's your time.

Then again, it could be the trip down the coast that kills me but if that's how I have to bite it I'm ok with that.

I love my never ending narcissism and my dry sarcastic wit.

I plot their demise

Just whistle if you need anything. You know how to whistle right? You just put your lips together and blow.

Well I work late shift and graveyard shift on different days so I have to kick my internal clock from one schedule to the next and I have various ways of doing it.

Props to whoever posted this first. I have a subscription to 24hour fitness and it's within ten minutes walk of my house so I've been known to stop by there and after my work out go home to that peaceful oblivion known as sleep. Unfortunately sometimes it'll backfire and I'll be at the gym for three or four hours that I could of used to sleep. Oops...

Try listening to music and thinking of a music video to go with every song you hear. Try and imagine every little detail of the music video and before you know it you'll be off in la la land. Try and find a volume level that works for you.

If I'm desperate and I don't have to do anything for the next eight hours or so I brush my teeth and then once the taste is out of my mouth I drink a 12oz vodka and tonic. It works wonders but I try not to rely on any drugs to get to sleep and I consider alcohol to be a drug.

Hope that helps.

I think something spicy and warm is the best. Citrus is a close second.

My name's Alex and I just discovered the site today. I think I'll be spending a lot more time here because I've got a lot of free time to surf the web where I work. I'm eighteen and I have various projects ranging from writing a book, to publishing a webcomic about cats that off their owners, to a podcast that may or may not survive the holidays.

Happy Holidays by the way.

My folks retired in mexico a few years back and I'm not really close to the rest of my family so I spent christmas eve alone. Christmas day I saw a movie with my housemate Jess and then came to work. When I got to work I had some nice cheese and crackers that I washed down with some good sparkling cider. So I spent most of christmas alone, but it was still good.