Can you imagine a world without men?
Written By aadil on Mar. 27, 2008.
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Can you imagine a world without men?
No football. No Baseball. Pink Colored buildings, blue colored computers, no crime and lots of happy fat women.
Mike
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Yeah it'd be a lot more peaceful.
Are you trying to incite a flame war or are you just bored?
Scrivs
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Yeah, there would be no humans. Pretty easy to visualize.
leliathomas
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
God, I would hate to live in a world with only women. I just don't get along with most from my sex (too many emotions, too much backstabbing and gossip in general). Not to imply I'd rather live in a world without women, because that would be suicidal and silly. Both sexes are needed.
Also, I don't think I'd want to give up good health if men were gone. Not being a pig isn't really about men.
dreamweaver
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
I have to say the world would be just bloody boring without men, as I'm like Lelia: before I married, most of my friends were men, and I've never gotten along well with most women for the exact same reasons she stated. Now I have one best female friend who is my quilting buddy, and one other girlfriend who quilts, and that's it.
If I had my way, I'd have lots of male friends because it's just easier than women, but marriage kind of put a halt to that.
And even if there were no men, I'd not be fat, have a blue computer, or live in a pink house. Yuck to all three. Beside that, my sex life would suffer, and then I wouldn't be happy anyway.
estarla
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Hmm...I might go crazy. Don't enjoy imagining that much. We'd have to pull a Jurassic Park in order to keep on the species, too. I probably enjoy imagining that even less than the crazyness.
shadowsun7
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
No, I cannot imagine a world without men. I would however suggest you play Spore when it comes out, create a protozoic, self-splitting asexual race, and then name it homo-sapiens. It should prove interesting to see how far your species survives.
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Considering we'll soon find a way for women to have children without men, yes, that's entirely possible. No wars. No bad beer. Just a pretty pretentious world that's cut throat with ulterior motives. :)
But while on the subject, you should read Y: The Last Man which is about a world where the all male mammals have been killed in a plague, save for one man...and one monkey. It's a really really good graphic novel.
dreamweaver
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
*snicker*
Gnorb
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Sorta makes me think about this.
Edit: Kamigoroshi beat me to it.
fuscom
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Huh, I think your imagined world would be pretty much setup with the same prejudices as the world you're separating yourself from; as you have already alienated those girls who hate the color pink and love sports more than tea parties.
Nils
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
You mean Bondi Blue?
shadowsun7
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Nils: for some reason I equate that computer (in that shade of colour) with effeminate men.
Something is wrong with me, I swear. =S
RightOn
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Yeah I'm with Scrivs, a world without men would be a world without women too.
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
@Scrivs and RightOn, after the women crack the secrets to this, the whole purpose of men being around would be very short lived.
auburn
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Without men, the world would be boring and not worth contributing and living in. To be even-handed here, I think the same would happen in a world without women. Much to our (everyone's) chagrin, we need and enhance each other.
leliathomas
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
I'd like to think that we'd keep y'all around for the sex and poo jokes.
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
You can tell I grew up surrounded by girls who were anti-men feminists. :)
Ozone42
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
Who would fight the wars?
auburn
Written Mar. 27, 2008 / Report /
More importantly----who would START the wars?
shadowsun7
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
Oh, I don't know. Hilary just might launch a civil war because Condi wore the same dress as her at a press function.
cooper
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
I somehow doubt Hilary gives too shoots about someone wearing the same dress as her, and that is one of the only things I like about her.
I'd be bored, half of my best friends are male.
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
I take that you haven't seen an all girl bitching cat fight. I've seen brawls by men less scary than that.
Michael
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
I can honestly say that there would be less low brow humor.
leliathomas
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
I don't think war-starting is sex-related. It's typically greed and hate related. Other times it's necessary to combat those things. Women would just have different wars, probably a little more defensive and strategic on the whole. That's just my opinion, though.
I like guns.
dieseldelicious
Written Mar. 29, 2008 / Report /
From what I imagine, the world would be very absent of a lot of things if men weren't around. First and foremost.....penises. And that would suck. No good sex, no reproduction, No beer, no sports, no porn, no grills, no cars. Because let's face it everyone- without men, none of these amazing things would have been possible. Thank god for men. :)